I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

This joke is causing me physical pain

invaderperidot:

babelady:

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

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flightyfinch:

good news everyone, our omen for the new year is the crow that just flew past me with a chicken nugget in its beak

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just-shower-thoughts:

People who pick their nose shouldn’t be lumped into the same category as people who eat their boogers.