fishingboatproceeds:

There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.

First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.

I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them. 

Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.

But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out. 

Hold everything. Sir, ignore these comments; the anons clearly don’t know who they’re speaking to. You’re doing the best you can, and that’s all anyone can ask of you. You are a fantastic example of a good human being.

unclefather:

the folt in our stors

(via pizza)

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 

I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 

this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!

http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god

PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE

save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

:(

(via accidentscausepeople)

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is a black light tattoo. I got it done at Oxygen in Wildwood NJ. The meaning is to me is that I always wear my heart on my sleeve.

But only in the right light?

(via accidentscausepeople)

taylor-swift-acoustic-live:

This is the perfect reaction gif for whenever someone says “I don’t like Taylor Swift”

How about because most of her songs are about her complaining about her ex boyfriends?
That’s how.

(Source: sweatytaylor, via accidentscausepeople)

ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl

This is how you do it.

(Source: 4gifs, via darksilenceinsuburbia)

69bae:

I want pizza sex and movies

Pizza sex?

(Source: 69bae, via versink-vor-mir)

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

kawaiidan:

Phil pls come home, Dan’s going insane

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

(Source: wehatecollege, via hi)

thecapn:

the real magic in the harry potter universe is how harry was always in the right place at the right time to overhear the exact conversation between the two people he needed to know to piece together the mystery of the year like god damn

(Source: whatsevenleftman, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

(via orgasm)

inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 

I laughed so hard I started crying

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)