dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(via itseasytoremember)

lilysinthefall:

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

same

It’s the sideways face, obviously.

(Source: princeloptr, via itseasytoremember)

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

(via itseasytoremember)

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

(via itseasytoremember)

I love my boyfriend. :)
His experience on night crew has done us so much good. My OCD helps this? Idk.

unregistered-hypercam2:

ctrlgeek:

If you are black and complaining about how “white privilege” is the reason for all your problems and why a majority of people in prisons are black - you need to seriously open your eyes. They’re not in prison because they’re black, they’re in prison because they broke the law(s) Get over yourself already and admit that something needs to be done amongst the black community . YOU are the ones who need to change, not us.

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Really?
Like seriously?

(via ruinedchildhood)

thatdamnskeleton:

October is a month away?

 IT’S TIME TO…

Skeletonize

Austin. Seriously.

(via itseasytoremember)

  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinda wanna make cookies tonight.

Kinda wanna say fuck it and play Skyrim all night instead.

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

How do you even get a 2%….?

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: mymymaia, via autumnsunset)

Sadly this probably would’ve been my answer as well.

(Source: bricesander, via ruinedchildhood)

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via moriartyisntdead)

70 cute questions ... go ahead

  • 01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
  • 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
  • 03: Do you regret anything?
  • 04: Are you insecure?
  • 05: What is your relationship status?
  • 06: How do you want to die?
  • 07: What did you last eat?
  • 08: Played any sports?
  • 09: Do you bite your nails?
  • 10: When was your last physical fight?
  • 11: Do you like someone?
  • 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
  • 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
  • 14: Do you miss someone?
  • 15: Have any pets?
  • 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
  • 17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
  • 18: Are you scared of spiders?
  • 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
  • 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
  • 21: What are your plans for this weekend?
  • 22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
  • 23: Do you have piercings? How many?
  • 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
  • 25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
  • 26: What are you craving right now?
  • 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
  • 28: Have you ever been cheated on?
  • 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
  • 30: What’s irritating you right now?
  • 31: Does somebody love you?
  • 32: What is your favourite color?
  • 33: Do you have trust issues?
  • 34: Who/what was your last dream about?
  • 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
  • 36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
  • 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
  • 38: Is this year the best year of your life?
  • 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
  • 51: Favourite food?
  • 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
  • 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
  • 54: Is cheating ever okay?
  • 55: Are you mean?
  • 56: How many people have you fist fought?
  • 57: Do you believe in true love?
  • 58: Favourite weather?
  • 59: Do you like the snow?
  • 60: Do you wanna get married?
  • 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
  • 62: What makes you happy?
  • 63: Would you change your name?
  • 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
  • 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
  • 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
  • 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
  • 69: Do you believe in soulmates?
  • 70: Is there anyone you would die for?