dancersonlyclub:

Unless you know they respect the code & are NOT judgmental.

Rule #1

dancersonlyclub:

NEVER tell people you know in real life about your Tumblr.

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Now are we talking only one sarcasm in the world or one each?

(via bewbin)

Rule #1

dancersonlyclub:

prettyvibesx:

dancersonlyclub:

NEVER tell people you know in real life about your Tumblr.

That’s when I fcked up

Me too 😭

autumnsunset:

no we don’t we have american dry

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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Oh

(via sexualremarks)

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

(via ruinedchildhood)

chameleonfire:

getting called cute by someone cuter than you

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(Source: brimstonechild, via literatureloveaffair)

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

This is the worst thing I’ve ever read. Ever. In my fucking life.

Then how are they dads.

(Source: nutstradamus, via pleatedjeans)

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

(via sexualremarks)

I was like that doesn’t make sen…. Oh it’s a wig..

(Source: husssel, via basicallyhorny)

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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(via ruinedchildhood)