when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah
Wow anon is an asshole anyway. What if they were talking about getting clean, getting back on the wagon? Good for them. Getting clean is something to brag about, and they have the fucking right to be proud of themselves.
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
Tumblr should really give you a warning when you’re about to hit the post limit. Like a little pop-up that says “Hey, slow down there, soldier! You’ve been blogging a fuckton! You’re (20) posts away from exceeding your daily post limit! Maybe it’s time to go outside and play.”
If people don’t stop reblogging this I’m going to throw myself off Mt. Everest.
I can see it now:
once kanye has three more children and completes the compass we’ll enter a new age of existence
it is the prophecy
Is this implying that he’s going to have a kid named West West?
Furthermore, how is East West even a possible direction?
The prophecy falls apart.
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON
SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME
I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘
You can’t spell it Stacey then spell it Stacy. You’re flip flopping, first; and second, the latter is correct for the song.
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr