musubae:

bagmilk:

fetuzeater:

my dash just

what iPhone do you have?????

Okay according to google there’s only a five-inch difference between these two. I realize the perspective is weird because of how they’re standing but damn.

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unamusedsloth:

Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster

(via mentalalchemy)

waking up on october 1st like

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

image

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lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

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mentalalchemy:

rabbiteenn:

It’s just how tumblr works. I’m on my 5th year man

almost 4 years for me now

(Source: imimmortal4)

toasteraffairs:

goodnight

sleep tight

don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights

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mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

Yes. Yes.

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impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

Do you not know how to fucking spell?
Oh my god.

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creepycoatedcrawlies:

VIVA LA PLUTO M O T H E R F U C K E R S

Pluto never left, what are you talking about?

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I think it’s time for a bath.

Kind of done with life in general right now.
Thinking bad thoughts; missing him since he’s at work; my fucking knee is killing me; and oh yeah, my papa is apparently in the hospital..
What a fucking day.

yungwifey:

THE FUCKING SHADE OF IT ALL 

LOL POOR KHLOE

Dude if I had a shitton of money I would. It’s just a fucking car.

(Source: brandiglanville, via ruinedchildhood)

doctorsassysteinbutt:

abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

therorlord OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not

BLESS YOU

(Source: prrrk03, via itsspookytoremember)

Well tonight just turned to shit.

Apparently both my brother and my dad don’t feel the need to tell me important things about my family because they think the other will do it for them. And my grandpa is in the hospital.. My boyfriend seems to have decided that answering any kind of fucking message from me while at work (he does have breaks, you know) is too much trouble for him. I’m fucking done all over. I don’t want to do this anymore.

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

image

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janemba:

the headphones that just sit on ur ears are so weak i need the penetration 

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