jkrwld:

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

collapsed:

its not a white girls sweet sixteen until hilary duff’s song “sweet sixteen” plays

(Source: collapsed, via orgasm)

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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(Source: pissent, via pizza)

lazar3tto:

1beieberdaphne:

lazar3tto:

when your friend keeps telling shitty jokes and youre just sitting there like

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I’m usually the one telling the jokes…

(via ruinedchildhood)

yes I’m 5’3”

2bainzz:

amaired84:

2bainzz:

get over it

Won’t be very difficult

ouch

(via bewbin)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via ruinedchildhood)

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via orgasm)

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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(via orgasm)

coolyounghip:

life hack: don’t join tumblr

(via sexualremarks)

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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(via orgasm)

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via orgasm)

teach-me-to-sing:

getfittogethot:

the accuracy

This is so accurate 👌

First of all that dress is hideous.
Second; Krispy Kreme.

(via accidentscausepeople)

mindcontrolslave:

north is growing so fast

(via ruinedchildhood)

frankocean:

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

(via orgasm)